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Satire and Humor

Selected Satire/Humor Pieces

I'm Not Afraid of Stephen King Books Because I Know Maine Isn't Real

(McSweeney's)

Unfortunately We Can’t Hire You After Seeing That 2010 Photo Of You Drinking A Beer When You Were Sixteen

(McSweeney's)

Our Meeting On Accessibility Is Just Down Those Stairs

(McSweeney's)

The Maid Of Honor Speech At A Fuck Marry Kill Wedding

(Points in Case)

Our University Title IX Office Can’t Process Your Case, But Would You Like to Come to Our Holiday Party?

(The Belladonna)

Our Friendship Has Been One Long, Intricate Plot to Get You to Subscribe to My Newsletter

(Points in Case)

Welcome to the Podcast That Will Become a Book That Will Become a Podcast About the Making of the Book

(Points in Case)

I Regret Leaving My Position As Train Conductor After Seeing Other Conductors Hit People With Their Trains

(Little Old Lady Comedy)

I Am A Trendy Article and I Will Make You Feel Called Out By Any Means Necessary

(Weekly Humorist)

A Female Acceptance Letter to an All Male Group Project

(Weekly Humorist)

I’ll Let the Hostages Go When You Agree to a Sky High Sequel

(Weekly Humorist)

Famous Pieces Of Literature Reviewed By My Inner Critic As If They Were Written By Me

(Weekly Humorist)

I Am from the Future and I’m Here to Sell You Magazines

(Weekly Humorist)

Basic French for People That Want to Move There Now

(National Lampoon / Weekly Humorist)

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